With the southern swing of the tour just days away, the question in everyone's mind is, "Where are TB Raw Score and Geo Plebe." Rumors have been circulating that both have been negotiating with the newly formed GOOB Association. Some speculate that Geo has been sent down to the OB Developmental Tour. What is certain is that neither will be competing this weekend, missing an opportunity to sign a ball and drop it in the coveted Canister Cup. Some other trophies might be up this weekend but I can never keep track of who has what and whether they feel like putting it up. Geez guys, can't we have a modicum of consistency here? If you look at the trophy page (forgot it was there!), you'll see that every trophy should be up with the exception of the birdie bottle which is currently held by Geo Plebe. However...at the last sighting of TB Raw Score, he was claiming rightful ownership. Who knows? Only The Shadow knows for sure!

That's right, big news from the OBDL, JG Punk has submitted a successful application to the OBDL. After much discussion and confering with the legal department, the entire committee held a vote where JG Punk's application was rejected on a 0-1 vote. However, in an 11th hour reprieve, the membership committee chairman, DR H Deeneye, inexplicably overruled the committee's vote and approved the application in an ugly display of unilateral power politics. When asked for a comment on his ridiculously authoritarian move, he would only say, "It's good to be the king." This reporter remains confused. JG Punk joins Punky Brewster in the OBDL bringing the OBDL membership to two. Congratulations and good luck with that!